This one is all about The Mommy...
I have often dreamed about being stopped for "Jay Walking" and knowing all the answers. It makes me crazy to hear some of the stupid answers people give to the most obvious questions. Well, today I got my chance. Not with Jay Leno, but with Chef Frank Davis at the grocery store. I was totally caught off guard with a loaf of bread and infant Tylenol in my hands, preparing to peruse the lunch meat selection.
Before you laugh at my stupidity, lets see if you know the answers to the Thanksgiving Trivia:
1. When was the first Thanksgiving?
-"I have no idea. Sometime before 1776."
2. What is a female turkey called?
-"I know a male turkey is a Hoakie, I guess a female turkey is a hen."
3. So what is male turkey called?
-"Definitely a Hoakie."
4. What is the hanging skin under a turkey's beak called?
-"Giblets"
5. What did they eat at the first Thanksgiving?
-"Wild game and corn."
Seriously. Why couldn't he have asked how to tend to a turkey bite? I don't deal in history. Ugh.
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