This is how the conversation took place, no lie:
Emily: (carrying two baby dolls) I just had these two babies out of my tummy...and they're for sale!
Parents: (aghast) You're selling your babies?!
Emily: Yep! You want one?
Parents: Well, how much does one cost?
Emily: $1
Parents: Well, how much does one cost?
Emily: $1
Mommy: That's a bargain. Ok, I'll take one.
Emily: (handing me one of the babies) This is Alexia and-
Mommy: Oh, I wanted a boy.
Emily: (still handing me the baby) This is a boy, his name is SuperMarket.
o-O
She was in the process of selling the other baby to her but when she found out he planned to eat it, she shut the deal down.
At least she has a conscience...kinda.
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| Going to school and Baby Brokering is just exhausting. |
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