We went to County Line for dinner tonight.
Yes, my pancreas is in shock after all the awesome, carbohydrate laden bread I ate.
Who cares about you anyway, stupid pancreas?
I digress.
So, E is sitting in her high chair next to us, enjoying the super delicious homemade bread when she spots our dinner neighbor at the next table.
Of course she is a people watcher and doesn't know that it is not polite to get caught staring.
So, after making this guy uncomfortable for 10 minutes or so, he says...
"If my daughter were here, she would totally want to go out with you."
The Mommy and The Daddy converse via their marital telepathic powers:
Hmmm. That is extremely odd. Is your daughter a lesbian pedophile?
Bizarre guy: "Yeah, she's seven."
The Mommy and Daddy:
Still extremely weird and uncomfortable that you are bringing this up...
Bizarre guy: "She flirts with all the boys, no matter how old they are."
The Mommy to the The Daddy:
OMG!!!!!!!! HE THINKS MY PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER IS A BOY!?!
The Daddy to The Mommy: (still via marital mental powers)
Well, she and Jim from "The Office" do go to the same hair stylist.
The Mommy to The Daddy, sneering face and all:
She does not look like a boy. She has a pink shirt on for God's sake!
The Daddy:
The rat-tail speaks for itself.
The rat-tail speaks for itself.
Darn rat-tail. Your days are numbered.
2 comments:
WOW!! Emily does NOT look like a boy!! Sometimes I wonder about people, someone actually thought Nicho was a girl a few months ago when we were doing a grocery shopping trip...weirdos.
Too funny. I can't really believe it...since E is such a cutie...but funny nonetheless. :) Heather
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