Bully?

I am told Emily beat up a fellow infant in daycare today.

I want to blow it off as a miscommunication of some sorts...perhaps a little over-exaggeration. I mean an infant smacking another infant? No way.

Unfortunately, given her past "history", I can't blow it off. My sweet, adorable E has been known to taunt other babies, monopolize time, pitch award winning hissies, and pull unsuspecting classmates' hair. All this at the ripe old age of 8 months. She is seriously the class bully.

We are nonviolent people. I don't know where she is learning this. There was this one episode of what we thought was "Blue's Clues" where Blue blew Steve up because he was taking too long to figure out the clues...turns out it was a spoof and we promptly turned it off . My dark Steve-loathing self was really digging it, though.

Marissa, if you're out there, can you tell us what really happened? Do I need to find her a therapist already? Maybe a baby strait-jacket and a teeny Hannibal Lecter face mask?