Cantankerous, thy name is E!
I am not going to lie, you were a big doody-head today.
WOW!
Lina, your alter ego, was rearing her crabby head today…in full effect.
I get it; you can’t be the wonderful, sweet, loving angel that you are 99% of the time. Today was the 1% day…
I suspect the root of all this hostility is due to the fact that you did not want to sleep last night. And, you really didn’t want to be awake, either. See, there was no pleasing you last night. Binky…pshhh Bottle…whatever Snuggles…get real.
I suspect the root of all this hostility is due to the fact that you did not want to sleep last night. And, you really didn’t want to be awake, either. See, there was no pleasing you last night. Binky…pshhh Bottle…whatever Snuggles…get real.
In other words, you fussed all night.
Not to be outdone, you fussed all day, too. A sample conversation between you and I today:
The Mommy: “E, it appears that you are tired and not yourself. Perhaps you would like to take a nap?”
Lina: Screaming, translation: “Woman, are you insane? This is my 1% day, and I am taking full advantage of it.”
The Mommy: “Maybe you would sleep better if you had a full belly?”
Lina: “Yes, feed me! I need to feed and gather my strength. It is going to be a long day, lady. *Evil laugh*”
The Mommy: “Ok, lets try that nap again. I tell you what, how about Mommy lays down and takes a nap with you?”
Lina: Screaming, translation: “How dare you suggest that I need a nap! You will feel my wrath!”
The Mommy: “Emily Ryan, how about we play with one of your new toys?”
Lina: Screaming, translation: “Beotch, please!”
When The Daddy got home this afternoon, he could not believe what I had told him about our day. After 20 minutes, I rescued him from your shrieking…
The Daddy: “She is fighting demons!”
Not to be outdone, you fussed all day, too. A sample conversation between you and I today:
The Mommy: “E, it appears that you are tired and not yourself. Perhaps you would like to take a nap?”
Lina: Screaming, translation: “Woman, are you insane? This is my 1% day, and I am taking full advantage of it.”
The Mommy: “Maybe you would sleep better if you had a full belly?”
Lina: “Yes, feed me! I need to feed and gather my strength. It is going to be a long day, lady. *Evil laugh*”
The Mommy: “Ok, lets try that nap again. I tell you what, how about Mommy lays down and takes a nap with you?”
Lina: Screaming, translation: “How dare you suggest that I need a nap! You will feel my wrath!”
The Mommy: “Emily Ryan, how about we play with one of your new toys?”
Lina: Screaming, translation: “Beotch, please!”
When The Daddy got home this afternoon, he could not believe what I had told him about our day. After 20 minutes, I rescued him from your shrieking…
The Daddy: “She is fighting demons!”
Oddly enough, this picture was taken today...
Peas or demon baby spewage? The jury is still out on this one...
PS: Don't think I don't recognize the irony of this posting and yesterday's...
2 comments:
We will work on this when we go back to school Miss Emily! I miss you, see you next week.
Just one question is Emily's hair red?? I'm sorry Ashley that you too have to pay for Billy's raising love always granny
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